I hope rick santorum is driving on the highway and going only 5mph over the speed limit to go with the flow of traffic but then a car is following him very closely so he speeds up a bit but the car behind also speeds up and so he looks to change lanes but he can’t because traffic is real bad this time of day so he speeds up some more until he’s going 20mph over the limit but still moving with traffic and then the car behind him was actually a cop the whole time and he gets pulled over and he tries to explain himself to the police officer but the officer is really rude and asks rick if he thinks that the officer is stupid and then rick gets a really big ticket and he’s like OH BROTHER wait till my parents see this i’m going to be grounded from having the car for months